Why doesn't my sister have a boyfriend? |
I absolutely love my sister. She's beautiful and smart and super funny, but the bizarre things that come out of her mouth sometimes are too great not to share. |
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My Sister: No!! The farting is acceptable!
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My Sister: “Mom, feel my butt hair! It’s not bristle-y either.”
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My Sister: I just made Stephanie eat my booger.
Stephanie is the dog.
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From my sister.
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Scumbag Paul. Received from my sister.
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My Sister: “I’ve seriously had the grossest smelling farts today. Like boy farts… Dead boy farts.”
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Me: Is there a small breast left?
(referencing the chicken we are eating for dinner.)
My Sister looks at me and begins to flash me.Why doesn’t my sister have a boyfriend?
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My Sister: That dessert is going to taste like butthole.
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My Sister (to me): If you fixed the printer I am going to kiss you on the mouth.
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My Sister: I have an Iron Man butthole.
( after a literally floor shaking fart)
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